Oh, my listeners how intoxicating the cacophony of screams and cheers from the coffee fueled community college students hailing our heroes
A good day indeed
The future is promising
The Bad Guys have been bested for now
Captain Coffee Bean has put the plug in the jug and is counseling sorry sots part time at the mission
Matcha Man Is developing a line of grooming products for metro men
There is even a bright spot for Heisenbean who has been asked by the college 
To give a course on the disparity of man's nature
He has even been given his own parking spot and pass key for the teachers' lounge
So you see all in all …
What the, who's there?
Open up this is the authorities we have a warrant for your arrest
Open up you rascal
What the hells going on here?
Police officers Dick Gizinya and NR McShane we have a warrant for your arrest
What's the charge?
Intellectual property theft you devil, now let us in
You kidding! those sons of bitches, they set me up, they told me to write this stupid ass story
Make sure those cuffs are tight McShane
Oh by God I will Sarge Oh we have a live one here we do
Son of a bitch!!
Alright lets go move along you rascal
The tiny bean replied, "Fuck Off!''