Keegan the Vegan
An expertise foodist
Above the bourgeoisie
Ides of March Brutus
Keegan the Vegan
Keegan the Vegan
A white bread, ironic
A venerable status
A powerful tonic
Keegan the Vegan
Keegan the Vegan
A turncoat Judas
Crucifixion too messy
That's why he's a Buddhist
Keegan the Vegan
Keegan……..Vegan
Keegan……..Vegan
He's a cuck
He's a cuck
He's a cuck
Keegan the Vegan
Knows all the best wine
Says all the right things
Parrots the party line
Keegan the Vegan
Keegan the Vegan
Your just a nasty twat
Looking down on us
For what you think we're not
Keegan the Vegan
Keegan the Vegan
An uppity fuck
Fears the bourgeoisie
When they run amok
Keegan the Vegan
Keegan……..Vegan
Keegan……..Vegan
He's a cuck
He's a cuck
He's a cuck
All hail Keegan the Vegan
All hail Reggie the veggie
All hail Jared the carrot
All hail Gene the soy bean
All hail Lou the tofu
All hail Roy the bok choy
Praise to plant based sausage
Verily I say unto you
Lettuce ………….pray