Have you seen
Have you seen
Captain Coffee Bean
He's gone missin
He's not even at the mission
His momma loved him
But she couldn't save herself
Poor Mamma Poor Mamma
Treating him like a canned lima bean
Pushing him  
To the back of the bottom shelf
On the Green
On the Green
Captain Coffee Bean
I'm telling you paly
He's skulking down the alley
Down the drain 
Down the drain
Goes the Captain's brain 
A boiled toad squashed
By the wheels
Of a steam fed train
Choo Choo Choo Choo Choo Choo
Oh Captain my Captain 
Crawl through the leaves of grass 
Oh Captain my Captain
Oh how the time's passed 
I'm going to gather 
Some friends from back home
And when I tell them 
You have been all alone
They're gonna take you
Down to the rivers edge
Where the sun and wind
Sing their solemn pledge
Submerged in the water
Holy ancient rain
Submerged in the water
Releasing your pain
Have you seen
Have you seen
Captain Coffee Bean
He's gone missin
He's not even at the mission
His momma loved him
But she couldn't save herself
Treating him like a canned lima bean
Pushing him  
To the back of the bottom shelf