I feel so strange
I feel so odd
This is rare I'm breathing air
Someone applaud

Oh, the oxygen is flowing
Through my lungs
Oh boy! O2!
Expanding contracting
And beating like a drum

Oh, what's that smell
Oh it's me
I gasp! I sigh! Ahh!
I feel so free this big schnoz can breathe
I wanna cry

Oh, I'm happy for once in my life
Yes, I'm inhaling, exhaling
Each breath is so alive
I'm alive!

But wait!

I feel so strange
It's Kafka-esque
Look it up, la la la la la
Look at me I'm so transformed
It's not in jest

Thank you very much
La da di la da do
Oh, this is rare
I'm breathing air
Someone applaud

Ahh"