Are you ready kids?
(Yee haw cowgirl)
I can't hear you
(Yee haw cowgirl!)

Oh, who's lives in a lab way up in a tree
(Yee haw Sandy Cheeks!)
Come from Texas down in the sea
(Yee haw Sandy Cheeks!)
She can save your town you bet
(Yee haw Sandy Cheeks!)
Just look for the squirrel with a bowl on her head
(Yee haw Sandy Cheeks!)

Sandy Cheeks y'all
Sandy Cheeks y'all
Sandy Cheeks y'all

Swing your starfish round and round
Dos-e-do your dolphin now
(Sandy cheeks y'all)
Roll away to a half-sashay
Now clap your hands and promenade
(Sandy Cheeks y'all)

Yee! Haw!
Yee! Haw!
Yee! Haw!
Sandy Cheeks y'all
Yee! Haw!
Yee! Haw!
Yee! Haw!
Sandy Cheeks y'all

Karate kicking scientist
(Yee haw Sandy Cheeks!)
Now you can add hero to the list
(Yee haw Sandy Cheeks!)
Ms. Mayor should hand her the key to the city
(Yee haw Sandy Cheeks!)
And a lifetime supply of Krabby Patties
(Yee haw Sandy Cheeks!)

Sandy Cheeks y'all
Sandy Cheeks y'all
Sandy Cheeks y'all
It's Sandy Cheeks!"