Well, all my neighbors know my name is Sandy Cheeks
Born and raised in Texas, y'all, that's plain to see
My specialty is marine biology
So I knew Bikini Bottom was the place for me
Hee, hee, hee, hee, it's the place for me

I'm like a fish outta water, well it might seem strange (it's strange)
But it ain't all that different from riding the range (what's a range)
Researchin' all the urchins, making gadgets is my game (it's her game)
I saddle up cuz I love doin' science every day
Hey, hey, hey, she's busy doin' science every day

Ooo, ooo, ooo, I'm doing science every day
Ooo, ooo, ooo, this squirrel is leading the way
There ain't no denying, I love doin' science every day

Well, nothing else matters when your out collecting data
And the seaweed is swaying your way
No there ain't nothin' better than finding scientific treasure
To keep this girl happy at the end of the day

You can bet your Bikini Bottom dollar it's great (it's great)
But sometimes I get lonesome for the Lone Star state (Lone Star state)
So when I leave this ol' coral reef and depart (she departs)
I might've floated on up to the top, but Texas you have my heart"