I like it big, I like it cold
I like it blue, I like it bold
I like it with a two % of methane
It's Uranus!

I want it icy, I want it large
I want it spicy, with electric charge
Fluid outside and rocky inside
Like Uranus!

Pluto, Pluto
You're cold and far, not even a planet
Venus, Venus
Too much CO2!
Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars
Ain't enough magnetosphere
There's only a place where I wanna go!
I'm gonna head right to Uranus

Uranus, Uranus
Coz I'm an astronomy aficionado
I wanna observe Uranus
Uranus, Uranus
My shuttle's fast like a torpedo
It's gonna pierce Uranus

A 6.2 inch telescope
Held in Willam Herschel's hands
Allowed the world to see how wide
Is Uranus!

No more a hobby, for the few
Thanks to the astro-amateurs
Now everyone can enjoy the view
Of Uranus!

Saturn, Saturn
Your rings vibrate and I hesitate
Jupiter, Jupiter
It's gassy and brown
Neptune, Neptune
A huge Calippo too big to swallow
There's only a place where we can go!
I gotta settle on Uranus

Uranus, Uranus
I'm solar system's peeping Tom
I wanna stare at Uranus
Uranus, Uranus
An old joke still deserves a song
So sing along Give me Uranus!

The highest goal of humankind, the search for different forms of life
I'll send my probe, Voyeur 2, 19 AUs deep into

Uranus, Uranus
Coz I'm an astronomy aficionado
I wanna explore Uranus
Uranus, Uranus
My shuttle left like a torpedo
It's gonna land on Uranus
I wanna dive in Uranus
Gonna colon-ize Uranus