Sip! Sip! Sip! Mineral Water

Sail all day, through the storm and thunder
To fill our chests with bitcoin and gold
Drink all night, in the after-plunder
Our thirst for thirst will never grow old

Fight all day, those who won't surrender
Will face the wrap of our cannon bowl
Party all night, throw your greens in the blender
Squeeze your juice, at the captain's call

A pirates's real treasure is health

Sober! Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober! Skulls without headache
We're gonna be sober until we die!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
So we chew iPhones while we chase our prey
We'll enslave your crew and put them on their knees
And stay fit to prevent cardiovascolar disease

In a Pilates ship you can't do as you please
We're the personal trainers of the seven seas
Our cannon's loaded with a kettlebell
So do the plank or walk the plank!

A pirate ship driver must pass the alcohol test
That's why we are..

YO-HO-HO for the ginger tea
YO-HO-HO for pineapple juice

Liver's a pirate's best friend

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