We Fight, Online! Unfollow, Unsubscribe!

We're invincible, undefeatable
Our endurance is remarkable
We're unblockable, unignorable
Metal boomers on the net!

Riding post to post, wizards of the roast
We Comment and Conquer reviews and news

With our metalsplain, we ignite a flame
About Tygers Of Pan Tang!

We stand! Through permabans, strikes and shitstorms
We tweet! Until our keyboard comes!

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, roar through the net like a lion
We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, fighting the World Wide Web!
We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, roar through the net like a lion
We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, keyboard Warriors of the world!

Baldness and headbang, lager beer in can
Sharing heavy metal kitten pics

We despise and shame, every song that came
After 1982!

Metal's our nickname, Rock our nicksurname
(We've) Got more patches than Windows 98

Every day and night, asking on Loudwire:
What does Corey Taylor think?

We're near! Feel our garlic chicken fragrance
No fear! Posting bogus Lemmy quotes

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, roar through the net like a lion
We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, fighting the World Wide Web!
We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, roar through the net like a lion
We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, Decapitated are mad at us!

Dislike To False Metal! Metallica was better in 1922
Dislike To False Metal! Metalarchives has an user friendly UI
Dislike To False Metal! Manilla Road invented the telephone
Dislike To False Metal! Julius Caesar was better in Live at Donnington!

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