My teeth are crooked, so is my back.
I am missing 2 centimers on a leg.
I am not symmetrical, I don't do sabbatical.
Cause crooks like me, don't get sleep at all.

Yeaahhhhh

I live my life in luxury, with money I don't have.
Cause honey in this universe, you can only laugh.

Yes I am a crook!
Yes I am!
I am wizzy fizzy hotheaded man.
Desperado, non gela no.
Cranky crooky playdough.
Yes, I am!

I'll die on this hill, like jack did with jill.
I prefer mushrooms, rather than a pill.
Jill may be a little hoe, useful for the til.
But the french let you know, that's where the blood will spill.

Yes I am a crook! (he's a crook)
Yes I am!
I am wizzy fizzy hotheaded man.

Yes I am a crook! (he's a crook)
Yes I am!
I am wizzy fizzy hotheaded man.
Desperado, non gela no. (he's always hot)
Cranky crooky playdough. (he molds)
Yes, I am!