There was a man, more like a boy.
Living in a trailer van, with his star wars toy.
He was quite obese, living with his mom.
It's not a disease, he just eats wrong.

Some people think, he is a cuck.
Not pulling girls, but he pulls his cluck cluck.
He has no skills, and his manners suck.
But then she sent him, a virtual hug.

Ayy.
A virtual hug.

She was a streamer, not his friend.
But lonely boys, tend to pretend.
He was a dreamer, not a do'er.
That's why his room smells like a sewer.

Some people think, he is a cuck.
Not pulling girls, but he pulls his cluck cluck.
He has no skills, and his manners suck.
But then she sent him, a virtual hug.

Ayy.
A virtual hug.

Then one day he went far away, he found her place.
But when he approached, his dreams were poached.
As her husband punched him in the face.

Punch that loser in the face.
Punch that loser in the face.
Punch that loser in the face.

Some people think, I am cuck.
I just want to pull girls, but get the block.
I have many skills, ON RS.
But why virtually hug, then put me under arrest.

MOMMY!