I've been sent on a mission,
To uncover the truth that lies,
Deep beneath the earth's surface,
Where the unknown secrets hide.

I'm descending into the unknown,
Guided by the voices from below,
A journey to the depths of my soul,
Where the truth is waiting to unfold.

My drilling machine grinds through the rock,
With each passing moment, I'm closer to the goal,
The anticipation builds as I unlock,
The mysteries that the depths hold.

I'm descending into the unknown,
Guided by the voices from below,
A journey to the depths of my soul,
Where the truth is waiting to unfold.

A vast cavern opens before my eyes,
Bathed in an eerie, otherworldly light,
I step out, my heart filled with surprise,
Into the realm of the infinite night.

I'm descending into the unknown,
Guided by the voices from below,
A journey to the depths of my soul,
Where the truth is waiting to unfold.

I reach the final barrier, a massive door,
Behind it lies the answer I've been seeking,
With trembling hands, I turn the handle, unsure,
Of what revelations this moment is keeping.

As the door swings open, I'm blinded by the sight,
Not the fires of hell, but a coffee shop's neon light,
An android barista greets me with a smile,
"Espresso or Americano?" it asks, as I stand there, beguiled.

My journey ends, not with a bang, but a whimper,
The truth I sought, nothing more than a simper,
In the depths of the earth, I found not hell's gate,
But a cruel twist of destiny, a coffee-flavored fate.