Why you always act like I don’t even exist?
If you gave me another chance I promise you couldn’t resist
I don’t even know why I continue on to persist
Cause you had to break my heart so I am sitting here pissed
So I, hope you take a razor scooter to the ankle
And can’t see in the dark so you step onto a Lego
I hope your movie career is acted by Jared Leto
And your ear is beside someone opening up some Doritos
I dream of you having too many chips for your dip
So when you open another case you got too much for your chips
I hope you run out of toilet paper when nobody’s home
And then you jam your pinky toe trying to look for your phone
I hope you, run out of Wi-Fi and YouTube never buffers
And your washer never seems to work so use the same covers
I hope your charger is a bit too far away from your bed 
And I suppose that you’ll be offended by something I said
Bad times yeah I hope you know I got ‘em
Still looking back so salty like I’m Sodom 
Had to draw the line it’s no longer at the bottom
I hope you get the worst of my first world problems
First world problems, first world problems
I hope you get the worst of my first world problems 
If you loved me with your heart then it wasn’t from the bottom
I hope you get the worst of my first world problems 
I notice you avoiding me and never callin’ me back
Even when we were dating I was still treated like crap
Yeah I’m done with you don’t want the worst for you at all in fact
I just want your life rough enough so I can stand back and laugh
I hope your, heat doesn’t work and your fingers get cold
So you can’t hold onto your phone or use your finger to scroll
I hope you can’t copy your notes before the teacher erases the board
And the bread that always rips the only thing you can afford
I hope you lose the remote right before your favorite show
And Jehovah’s Witnesses are always comin’ to your door
I hope there’s a crying baby on every plane
And when you want a coffee Starbucks still misspells your name
I hope you, run out of battery when you are on hold
And when you get into the shower it’s extremely cold
I never wish this on anybody it’s hard to accept
But you are the exception you are never exempt, from
Bad times yeah I hope you know I got ‘em
Still looking back so salty like I’m Sodom 
Had to draw the line it’s no longer at the bottom
I hope you get the worst of my first world problems
First world problems, first world problems
I hope you get the worst of my first world problems 
If you loved me with your heart then it wasn’t from the bottom
I hope you get the worst of my first world problems