It was nine months bc (hah)
Joe didn't have a clue
What Mary his pretty little fiancé
Had gotten herself into
Or where the Spirit touched her
In the backseat of a dream
Cause sooner or later he'll find out
She's been riding with the King

And wanna know Who
Who
Who Da Baby Daddy

Well she told Joe the story
And he just shook his head
Said Hail Mary Mother of God
Looks like we've both been had
She said no no baby
It's not like that
You need to understand
You see i'm still a virgin
Untouched by a human's hands

He said tell me the truth girl
Just tell me who
Who Da Baby Daddy

They thought about calling it off
But divorce is a terrible mess
So they gathered up all their things
And caught the next donkey out of Nazareth
He said now honey you know I'm a righteous man
And I can't let you get stoned
But I still feel like a bigger ass
Than the donkey you a'riding on

Won't you tell me who
Who
Who Da Baby Daddy

That night at a Motel 6 in Jersusalem
An angel came to him
Made him an offer he could not refuse
He said do you know who I am?

Joe woke up the next morning
With a brand new attitude
A midnight talk with the Great I AM
Will scare the hell right outta you
He said now honey this match was made in heaven
I know it's gonna last
I promise you here and now
I ain't gonna miss another lamaze class

Cause I know who
Who
Who Da Baby Daddy

Dick Clark did the countdown
From downtown Galilee
5, 4, 3, 2 1
Zero BC
There was a manger and a stable,
A star over Bethlehem
Eight reindeer and a fat man flying
When Mary had the little lamb

Now you know who
Who
The world knows who
You better know who
Who Da Baby Daddy