She always spoke of going back to Texas
But then again, she always loved Key West
Heaven only knows where my ex is
But at least she's giving my poor old heart some rest


Wherever She Is
I hope she stays there
Whoever she's with
He's welcome to my nightmare
It sure is nice
It's paradise
Without her in my hair
Wherever She Is
I hope she stays there


She told me you ain't nothing like my daddy
She told how to dress and how to drive
She told me you don't kiss like my old boyfriend
But my favorite thing she ever told me was goodbye


Wherever She Is
I hope she stays there
Whoever she's with
He's welcome to my nightmare
It sure is nice
It's paradise
Without her in my hair
Wherever She Is
I hope she stays there


In case that woman ever gets the urge to find me
I got a new phone number, a new email and a unlisted driveway


Timbuktu, Kalamazoo, Saskatoon
I don't care
Wherever She is
I hope she stays there
And girl if you're listening somewhere
Please stay there