Stopped by your house, dropped by your work
Talked to your momma she said ain't you heard
That Alimony Judge is an SOB
Right then I knew right where'd you'd be


Her drinking buddy
What's been a shaking
The beat on the street is she cooked you bacon
Took you to the cleaners
Wiped you plum out
Left ya seein' red in your bank account
Tomorrow you can sulk like a sad eyed puppy
But tonight I'm buying
Whatcha drinking buddy


Saddle up son and strap yourself in
Turn that loss to a neon win
I'm your heartache healer a true wingman
Whatever you need I'm your Huckleberry friend


Her drinking buddy
What's been a shaking
The beat on the street is she cooked you bacon
Took you to the cleaners
Wiped you plum out
Left ya seein' red in your bank account
Tomorrow you can sulk like a sad eyed puppy
But tonight I'm buying
Whatcha drinking buddy


Hey drinking buddy, Whatcha drinking buddy
One'll turn to two turn to three turn to trouble
This night just might end up ugly
But then again you might get lucky


Her drinking buddy
What's been a shaking
The beat on the street is she cooked you bacon
Took you to the cleaners
Wiped you plum out
Left ya seein' red in your bank account
Tomorrow you can sulk like a sad eyed puppy
But tonight I'm buying
Whatcha drinking buddy
So quit your whining
In the morning you can cry
That she took your money
But tonight I'm buying
Whatcha drinking buddy