Every last man on this team is beneath me
I never plan to be beat but these weakly
Chibis, well I wouldn't cast em to fate
If I'm a king, I abdicate
I belong in Shiratorizawa, I'd be on my way to stardom
I should be fighting for em on the court, I'm fighting boredom
I should be adored on every forum but these morons
Hate me more than the internet hates James Corden
I'm confined to this place, somebody find me an ace
So I can give the man a piece of my mind, it's a waste
And I'd be lying if I didn't want to give them a taste
Of all the talent that they're keeping behind, cuz I'm based
There's a lot more to Kageyama than you grok
It's a hell I wouldn't think I deserve, the nerve
Of this Carrot Top shocks me, sure he's got hops
But I'll tell you what I think of his serve

Everybody's trying to claim they've got skills
But I sigh when I read the reports
I'm a mountain and I'm prying the game from y'all hills
Ask why, but the reason is short
Everybody's trying to say they've got game
But I sigh when I read the reports
I'll crack down on a plaintiff making false claims
I'm the jury and the judge and the king of this court

I first learned I was great at about seven or eight
Yearned to earnestly play and it was a hell of a wait
And I hate waiting, I won't be held to his mistakes
You gotta earn it to rate so I never give 'im a break
Hinata's a problem when he's all fired up
Got a knock up on my noggin from these balls fired up
I've never seen a ginger root grow so small
If he's chicken he'll be sticking to the dojo wall
Cuz I'm the setter who's better than any veteran, every
Double header I'm shredding like it was cheddar, endeavoring
To be zenner than ever, a go-getter who's clever
Until I'm sending em deader and every enemy's severed
Cuz I'm the locus of onus, I'm owning owning opponents
A king's throne is a lonely zone
No hocus pocus, just focus, I see your strategy choke as
I break it up like a Tob-lerone

Everybody's trying to claim they've got skills
But I sigh when I read the reports
I'm a mountain and I'm prying the game from y'all hills
Ask why, but the reason is short
Everybody's trying to say they've got game
But I sigh when I read the reports
I'll crack down on a plaintiff making false claims
I'm the jury and the judge and the king of this court

Everybody's trying to claim they've got skills
But I sigh when I read the reports
I'm a mountain and I'm prying the game from y'all hills
Ask why, but the reason is short
Everybody's trying to say they've got game
But I sigh when I read the reports
I'll crack down on a plaintiff making false claims
I'm the jury and the judge and the king of this court