I've been accused of being partial now and then
When it comes to the place I like to find my friends
So many times I've wondered if it might be true
Am I man of culture or a teaboo
I guess it's true that I prefer the BBC
Those other channels, they just don't make sense to me
No lying to myself, there is no other way
I'm UK biased and that's why I have to say

I wanna have a baby with Shwabadi
I want Connor Quest to marry me
I want this island to be my bride
Little bit of Rustage on the side

I wanna have a baby with Shwabadi
I want Connor Quest to marry me
I want this island to be my bride
Little bit of Rustage on the side

A cup of Coco in my hands without delay
I won't take wooden nickels, I'm just marking down the days
And if I blew ten dandelions in a row
I'd wish you were my waifus just like in the video
Oh they're all precious stones set in the silver sea
That's Shakespeare cuz I'm English major crushing on those three
And that's for sure the reason I would make the trip
It's definitely not a ploy to gain citizenship

I wanna have a baby with Shwabadi
I want Connor Quest to marry me
I want this island to be my bride
Little bit of Rustage on the side

I wanna have a baby with Shwabadi
I want Connor Quest to marry me
I want this island to be my bride
Little bit of Rustage on the side

I wanna have a baby with Shwabadi
I want Connor Quest to marry me
I want this island to be my bride
Little bit of Rustage on the side

I wanna have a baby with Shwabadi
I want Connor Quest to marry me
I want this island to be my bride
Little bit of Rustage on the side