Ay
Do the Haikyuu
Oh you don't know all the right moves
(Ait), would you like to?
Ay
Let's get you in a uniform
I'll be the troubadour
Have you hitting spikes like a unicorn
Welcome to the team, you're number 13
Time to rumble with the dummies from the front of your screen
Mes amis, himbo fellas with fantastic hair
We got one brain cell, so we have to share


Step one: Jump as high as you can
Then try it again
Then try it again
Then put your hands up on the back of your head
So when Shoyo serves it'll smack em instead
Next up you're gonna want to grab some company
So summon a friend
Someone who's uppity
And someone who's dumber than them
If you're feeling buzzed, Nishinoya is your right-hand man
Maybe you're Tsukki looking salty with a side of Yams

Ay
Do the Haikyuu
Oh you still don't know the right moves?
(Ait) I'll get you right, boo
Ay
Let's get you in a uniform
I'll be the troubadour
Have you hitting spikes like a unicorn
Welcome to the team, you're number 13
Time to rumble with the dummies from the front of your screen
Mes amis, himbo fellas with fantastic hair
We got one brain cell, so we have to share

Do the water bottle
Do the water bottle
Be a tall drink of water
Like a volleyball model
Now do the barbecue
Do the barbecue
Show your grills if you got em
On a part of you
Now get your TikTok banned for exposing your chest
When you take your shirt off and whip it over your head
Do the prayer hands, count down from four
Now open up your eyes and your account's restored

Ay
Do the Haikyuu
Oh you don't know all the right moves
(Ait), would you like to?
Ay
Let's get you in a uniform
I'll be the troubadour
Have you hitting spikes like a
You know what
Welcome to the team, you're number 13
Time to rumble with the dummies from the front of your screen
Mes amis, himbo fellas with fantastic hair
We got one brain cell, so we have to share