Verse 1 No, we’re not into niceties.
We’ve not got time for those PGs.
We want to see a car chase
Star ships exploding in space,
A little bit of action please.
Your average kid just wants t’
See some big hairy monster,
With an appetite to match!
It’s thrilling when ‘goo’ is spilling
We just can’t get enough
Of all that really yucky stuff.

Verse 2 Those golden oldies are a bore,
And costume dramas make us snore!
What’s cool and oh so groovy
Is zombies in a movie
Giving aliens ‘what for’!
Don’t want no 40’s classic,
Give us something Jurassic,
With teeth as sharp as razor blades!
You can’t beat a huge meat eater,
We just can’t get enough
Of all that really yucky stuff.

Verse 3 Turn out the lights, sit in the dark.
This one’s about a killer shark!
We are already smitten
’Cause some poor bloke’s been bitten,
And it’s left a pretty nasty mark!
But when it all starts gushin’
We’ll hide behind a cushion,
Not quite as brave as we believed.
We want Tom and Jerry ’cause it’s not so scary,
We’ve had about enough
Of all that really yucky…….
That filthy, slimy, mucky……
All that really yucky stuff.