Verse 1 We’re big fish, the cream of the crop!
We climbed high, straight to the top,
And now we’ve reached a mighty 10 years old!
So it’s to our dismay
That this year’s Christmas play
Won’t be quite what you’d call ‘rock and roll’!

Chorus Don’t wanna do no nativity,
We’re far too hip and cool.
It’ll ruin our street-credibility –
We’ll be a laughing stock at school!

Verse 2 We’re too old to wear such things
As tea-towels and angels wings,
Tinsel halos, silver paper crowns.
We’ve lost our sense of pride,
It’s so undignified
To stand in public in our dressing gowns!

Chorus Don’t wanna do…..

Middle 8 We can’t believe it’s true,
They’re asking us to do
Things that only 5 year-olds should do!

Chorus Don’t wanna do…..

Repeat chorus