Verse 1 We’re going crackers! Such excitement we can’t hide.
Hope Santa’s sack has lots of things for us inside.
When Christmas morning comes,
(So sorry dads and mums)
We’ll be out of bed before
5:30 AM for sure!
We’re going crackers! It happens every year,
And that’s ’cause Christmas time is here!

Verse 2 We’re going crackers, let our inhibitions go.
Hope for some smackers underneath the mistletoe!
But Great-Gran’s sloppy kiss
Is one I’d like to miss!
Still I’ll put up with it,
She’s bought me a Man U kit! *
We’re going crackers! It happens every year,
And that’s ’cause Christmas time is here!

Verse 3 We’re going crackers, tucking in to Christmas fare
That’s burnt as black as coal, but no-one seems to care!
We crash out finally
In front of the TV,
Where her majesty the Queen
Tells us how her year has been.
We’re going crackers! It happens every year,
And that’s ’cause Christmas time is here!

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