Verse 1
Well I’ve been watching my TV
So astonished at what I see!
Bad manners, lies and cheek,
The awful way that children speak!
‘Please’ and ‘thank you’ are never said!
It’s got my goat! I’m seeing red!
So everybody, on yer bike!
’Cause this Christmas time…..I’M ON STRIKE!

Verse 2
Well having read the daily news,
Poor old Santa’s got the blues!
Another front page headline says,
“Horrid Little Tearaways!”
All you naughty girls and boys
Can just forget about new toys.
Every single little tyke,
Take a running jump…..HE’S ON STRIKE!

Verse 3
My festive cheer is wearing thin,
So tonight I’m staying in.
No more flying through the skies,
I’ll just sit and eat mince pies!

Is there nothing we can say
To stop you spoiling Christmas Day?
We’ll do anything you like,
Just change your mind……

NO! I’M ON STRIKE!

HE’S ON STRIKE!