Everyone, do as we do. Ready?


Two, three, cha-cha-cha, two, three, cha-cha-cha,
Two, three, cha-cha-cha….


Two, three, cha-cha-cha, two, three, cha-cha-cha,
Two, three, cha-cha-cha….



Anton Du Pantalon, My name is Angelina,
The Latin champion, I am a young Latina,
I cha-cha all day long, I’m dancing in the hot cantina!
Anton Du Pantalon! Angelina, young Latina,
Dancing in the hot cantina.
Two, three, cha-cha-cha, two, three, cha-cha-cha,
Two, three, cha-cha-cha….



I was born in Wimbledon, I am from old Habana,
As graceful as a swan, I dance like hot banana,
Your ballroom number one, I am your ballroom Capitana!
Anton Du Pantalon. From Habana, hot banana,
I’m your ballroom Capitana!


We could look as good as them,
If we had a spray-on tan.
We’re struggling to keep the beat,
It’s difficult with two left feet.
They have danced since they were ten,
This is just our first attempt.
We’re struggling to keep the beat,
It’s difficult with two left feet,
With two left feet!


Two, three, cha-cha-cha, two, three, cha-cha-cha,
Two, three, cha-cha-cha….



Anton Du Pantalon, He thinks he’s so amazing,
The ladies love my bum, He cut his leg when shaving,
I’m handsome, I am strong, Hair stuck on with sticky taping!
Anton Du Pantalon! So amazing, leg he shaving,
Hair stuck on with sticky taping!



So amazing, leg he shaving,
Hair stuck on with sticky taping!


We could look as good as them,
If we had a spray-on tan.
We’re struggling to keep the beat,
It’s difficult with two left feet.
They have danced since they were ten,
This is just our first attempt.
We’re struggling to keep the beat,
It’s difficult with two left feet,
With two left feet!


Two, three, cha-cha-cha, two, three, cha-cha-cha,
Two, three, cha-cha-cha!