Verse 1 Caesar Augustus, the ruler of this land,
Has given an order that every single man
Must pay a tax
Back in the town where he was born.
It’s safe to bet Bethlehem will get
Visitors in the thousands!
Get yourselves ready,
This is the calm before the storm!
So let’s make this place…..

Chorus Spick and span, spick and span!
We need to tidy up just as quickly as we can!
Spick and span, spick and span!
Tidy up as quickly as we can!

Verse 2 Caesar Augustus, the ruler of this land,
Has given an order that every single man
Must pay a tax
Back in the town where he was born.
Just days from now (oh, holy cow!)
You won’t know what has hit you!
Get yourselves ready,
This is the calm before the storm!
So let’s make this place…..

Chorus Spick and span, spick and span…..

Middle 8 Clear the litter, sweep the floor,
Paint each window frame and door.
Trim the bushes, clean the well
And someone please sort out that awful smell!

Chorus Spick and span, spick and span…..

Repeat chorus