Green Coats, are you ready, Green Coats, ready steady,
Green Coats are you ready to go, go, go?
It’s Summer holidays, and guests are on their way,
So Green Coats are you ready to go, go, go?

Are the rooms complete? CHECK! Uniforms all neat? CHECK!
Pans are on the heat? CHECK!
Keep a look out, won’t be long now.
Swimming pool is clean? CHECK! Gardener has been? CHECK!
Everything’s pristine? CHECK!
Keep a look out, won’t be long now.

Green Coats, are you ready…..

Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
It feels like we’ve been driving all day, all day.
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
’Cause Grandma needs the loo!
Me, too!
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Our phones are out of charge and we’re bored, bored, bored.
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
’Cause Grandma needs the loo!
Me, too!