Verse 1 We Greeks like to think that we’re quite sophisticated.
Our achievements over time are widely celebrated.
Leaders in the field of maths, philosophy and art,
In fact it’s fair to say we Greeks are pretty smart.
Our problem solving skills are second to none,
We prefer the ‘softly softly’ way to get things done.
But sometimes, when we find negotiation fails,
We like getting physical because
WE’RE HARD AS NAILS!

Verse 2 For services to human kind, we’re congratulated.
Our prowess and genius cannot be overstated.
Watching great athletes competing, going to see a play,
Asking Mr Socrates his thought for the day.
Look at democracy, that was our idea.
It’s thanks to us that teachers have a career.
But now and then we feel like hoisting the sails,
Shipping out and waging war because
WE’RE HARD AS NAILS!

Verse 3 So, women cannot vote and slavery’s an institution.
We’ll let future generations sort out a solution.
We are owed congratulations, plenty of respect,
Tons of admiration, and we’re here to collect.
Why we’ve not conquered space remains a mystery,
Hey, no problemo, we’ve re-written history!
So, should you minions look like going off the rails,
We’ll be round to sort you out because
WE’RE HARD AS NAILS!