Oui, Je suis that chef off the telly,
I like cheese and I like it smelly!
I take the raw ingredients
And with my vast experience
I turn them into something legendary.
Et, voila!

Yes, he is that chef off the telly,
He likes cheese and he likes it smelly!
He takes the raw ingredients
And with his vast experience,
He turns them into something legendary.
Et, voila!


A steak is just a bit of cow,
But with a little chef know-how,
The recipe I formulate, the flavours I amalgamate
And finally, I demonstrate how a chef like me creates
A tasty dish to make you salivate!
Et, voila!


Yes, he is that chef off the telly,
He likes cheese and he likes it smelly!
He takes the raw ingredients
And with his vast experience,
He turns them into something legendary.
Et, voila!

An egg is just a runny mess,
But with a little chef finesse,
The recipe he formulates, the flavours he amalgamates
And finally, he demonstrates how a chef like he creates
A tasty dish to make you salivate!
Et, voila!