Old mate's dropped me off a long way from anything
Guess I'll make my way home on foot
I feel just like Christopher Skase
Except not
Coz he'd have his private jet pick him up

I'm gonna have to cancel my cards tomorrow
My bank account had nothing in it anyway
Just like Christopher Skase
Except not
Coz he had multiple offshore accounts with millions of dollars in em

I shouldn't have gone with that off brand taxi
I was just trying to support local businesses
Just like Christopher Skase
Except not
Coz I didn't try and buy MGM or that

My stomach is kinda sore
I just realized I haven't eaten anything since lunch
Just like Christopher Skase
Except not
Coz he had other reasons for his stomach being sore, and he hasn't eaten anything in more than twenty years.

I wonder what happens if I don't make it home
I don't think anyone will try to find me
Just like Christopher Skase
Except not
Coz there was literally a campaign called "chase for Skase" where they tried to find him after he fled the country and he went to Spain....