I was in the toilet so long
The girl I was with became Queen of Space Prom
I'd like to say this doesn't happen much
But I can't

I just wanted to have a dance
Meet some new people and see my existing friends
but every time I'm out something happens and I don't get the chance

I could maybe leave but where would I go?
I'm feeling pretty uncomfortable
It's too soon to go to the toilet again
And just hide

Toilet boy!
Toilet boy!

Feeling like a fool is made ten times worse
When you also look like a fool in space clothes
It only makes things more absurd
Conflict doesn't work when you're dressed like a horse or something

The toilet was my spacecraft
And it took me to heights
of lows I'd never seen before
In a social context

On to other things
They won't be better things
they'll just be different things
On to other things
this event has become an ordeal
I've gone and used up all of my social good will
Nobody here can relate to how I feel