So I walked outside as to get out of there
And I went to my car and what did I find there?
Someone scratched toilet boy in my driver's side door
And my tyres were deflated and I said "oh no"
So I called a taxi and he wasn't around
And I called up more but the same thing occurred
So I found another number on the 10th page of Google
And I've given him a call and he's on his way

Now I am feeling tired
I wanted to retire
My parking will expire
But I've got four flat tyres
My shirt is all perspired
Me phone has freshly died
"I am a taxi hire"
Please take me home tonight