Oh my God! Oh my God! I can't believe it I'm on the Flyer
I can't believe it, I am now immortalized on paper
I'm on the flyer, I'm on the flyer!
I'm on fire

Oh my God I can't believe it's happening to me look there
Can you see the fame that I will get once people read it
Oh my God I can't believe what happened
Is it true, Is it true
I never knew life could be so good
Look on the paper and there I am
The flyer will tell you so you understand

Oh my God I can't believe it's happening to me look there
Can you see the fame that I will get once people read it
Oh my God I can't believe what happened
Is it true, Is it true
I never knew life could be so good
Look on the paper and there I am
The flyer will tell you so you understand

Hi, welcome to our club, we have the best in dance music
With a special appearance by Emily Paris
However, we do have a 10 dollar cover charge payable to me
Or if you prefer, just give me a nice wet kiss

Hey scum
Move out of my way!
Get out of my face!
I'm on the flyer and don't you ever forget it
What? Me wait in line, don't you know who I am?

Miss, miss, Miss big hair lady
Yea you, the one trying to sneak in
Miss Missy, over here
You must pay 10 dollars to enter

Hello, minimum wage earner
How many times do I have to say it?
I'm on the flyer

Get out of my face already.
I'm on the flyer, and don't you ever forget it

Oh my God I can't believe it's happening to me look there
Can you see the fame that I will get once people read it
Oh my God I can't believe what happened
Is it true, Is it true
I never knew life could be so good
Look on the paper and there I am
The flyer will tell you so you understand

Oh my God I can't believe it's happening to me look there
Can you see the fame that I will get once people read it
Oh my God I can't believe what happened
Is it true, Is it true
I never knew life could be so good
Look on the paper and there I am
The flyer will tell you so you understand

What, me wait in line. Don't you know who I am? I'm on the flyer
Hello minimum wage earner
Would you please get out of my face!

cm I dreaming? Is this reality?
I never knew being on a flyer would be so good

Excuse me, Excuse me, idiot
Look on the bottom of the page
You see there buddy boy, I'm on the flyer
When will you get it through your thick head?

Oh my God I can't believe it's happening to me look there
Can you see the fame that I will get once people read it
Oh my God I can't believe what happened
Is it true, Is it true
I never knew life could be so good
Look on the paper and there I am
The flyer will tell you so you understand

Oh my God I can't believe it's happening to me look there
Can you see the fame that I will get once people read it
Oh my God I can't believe what happened
Is it true, Is it true
I never knew life could be so good
Look on the paper and there I am
The flyer will tell you so you understand

Oh my God how funny
I don't know if it's true or if its a dream, but there it is
Look on the bottom of the paper
I'm on the flyer