Drink that pint love
Take those pills son
It's grandad's birthday party (oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)
Giz those poppers
I'm off my choppers
It's grandad's birthday party (get in, get in, get in)

Grandad what were those tablets that you gave me
I feel like I'm going to shit out a baby
It said they were intensive colon cleanse
Why did you take them
They looked like sweeties

Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink
It's grandad's birthday party (oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)
Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink
Drink those pills away

Nick that road sign
Skull that bag wine
Grandad's fucking wankered (oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)
Steal that car exhaust
Fuck the police force
It's grandad's birthday party (get in, get in, get in)