I work really hard
A lot harder than you
I'm the best turf cutter in Yorkshire
I've done all the bowling greens
Completed all the jobs
I've got tennis elbow so you'll have to mow that lawn

I can't bend over so you'll have to do those jobs
I need to put some tools in my car and make a phone call
I'm the hardest worker in town I might have a quick nap
Them lot over there don't work half as hard as me