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Lurkin' in the eucalyptus, fur so crisp, Killer Koalas out here flexin' like they runnin' a heist—mean mug, claws sharp, heart iced. Swingin' from the branches, chuggin' eucalyptus tea, got the leaf stash, can't mess with their serenity. Droppin' down from treetops with ninja-like precision, eucalyptus vision, they own the division. Grannies clutchin' pearls, tourists screamin', lost in the woods with devils they ain't dreamin'. Gotta watch your back, they come in packs, ain't no cutesy teddy bears, that's just a front, Jack! Leaves in their diet, but they pounce like a riot, cute exterior, inner pirates; silent but violent, these cuddly tyrants. In the Outback shadows, they plot and scheme, murder marsupials—yeah, it's wilder than it seems. White claws gleamin', fangs like a nightmare, think they just nap all day? Nah, beware. Katoomba’s hidden terror, fur so plush, but get too close and you’ll get ambushed in a rush! All hail the Killer Koalas of Katoomba!