Poo-poo, pee-pee, caca, poo-pee, caca, LET’S GO!

I need to take a dump, and I need to take a piss.
My coconut true be full o’ rizz.
My banana is full of putrid fizz.
I dread disgusting nights like this.

Poo poo.
Pee pee.
Caca.
EWW!

I need to take a leak and here comes the big one.
I’ve been holding it for so long and the toilet won.
There is filth everywhere and I gotta run.
What have I done?!

Diarrhea, it’s so great.
Diarrhea, no you ain’t.
Diarrhea, not so great.
Diarrhea, NAH YOU STANK!

YUCK!

Poo-poo, pee-pee, caca, poo-poo, pee-pee, cacaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

BLEGH!
…
You stink.