FIRST CONSULTATION

uh uh uh
oh uh uh uh
oh in hum!
Doc Gy-né-co-logue gets up
My cli-ents are already at the lipstick
But no worry at the opening I will be ready, washed
Ring then enter please wait
I put on my stained gloves and my cracked blouse
My secretary sniffs
The appointment book
made me crazy
Too many patients too many pairs of buttocks
It haunts me too much herpes
Tell me tell me - will her infection be beautiful beautiful beautiful
The doctor is afraid it's stupid but hey
Will I ensure
How will it go
the first the first the first consultation
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The first the first the first the first the first the first consultation
the first the first the first the first consultation the first consultation

Doc Gynecologist gets up. My clients are already at the lipstick. But no worry at the opening I will be ready, washed. Ring then enter please wait. I put on my stained gloves and my cracked blouse. My secretary sniffs. The appointment book made me crazy. Too many patients, too many pairs of buttocks. It haunts me, too much herpes. Tell me, tell me, will her infection be beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. The doctor is afraid, it's stupid but hey. Will I ensure? How will the first consultation go?

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The first, the first, the first, the first consultation. (bis)

For fear of being whipped and then sent back to the bled, some want to force me to falsify my virginity certificates. They know that everything can be negotiated. Imaginary sick people of 70 years old, make me waste my time. Sometimes I think I'm in the bush in Vietnam. So like the cainris I operate with napalm. On these ladies slide my tongue and my blade. Jealous husbands accompany their wives. So I have to work with tact and subtlety. But like the sadists, I love to be watched. I work where others have fun.

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I prescribe Mycologue and Dufaston. A patient points out to me that my speculum is rusty. Smear, smear, I finished the job. Patients that I missed, I'm wary, I'm careful. I go home. My wife made me mussels and fries. Why? As Mr. Marie told her, she put on sexy clothes. Conjugal duty is enough. I finished working and have to start again. I work where others have fun. Maybe I abuse but in any case, I accuse all those who have fun in my office. It was the first, the first consultation.

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