If you don't understand me!
Your mom is the fat one!
If you get smart!
Your mom is the fat one!
If you mess with my soup!
Your mom is the fat one!
Your mom is the fat one!
Your mom is the fat one!
If I'm confused because
I don't know the result of the circumference
Of the gravity of the matter!
Well, your mom is the fat one!
If you act stupid!
Your mom is the fat one!
However it may be!
Your mom is the fat one!

Good morning, Puerto Rico
It's around twelve-something
So it's time to get up
And take a hit, you know, a little hit
Of cornbread mixed with sofrito
And if they bring me fried codfish

I'll eat it, to get in the mood
I'll wash it down with Yaucono Coffee
And then I'll smoke a bit of fertilizer
To shoot out through the ozone layer

I know that just like the Pope
I don't move even to pick up a can
That I'm lazy and I don't have a job
That I don't do anything, that when I start, I always quit
That I eat rice with ketchup when I have no money

But this being broke isn't my fault
It's the fault of the piggy bank that's empty
And it's empty because what's inside was stolen
They put their feet and hands in it
And I saw who they were, they were some dwarfs

They pissed me off, they're so small they piss me off
They bother me, I hope Conan catches them
And splits them in half with his super-sword
That he skins them to make drums
And play batucada, all night batucada
And then fill that skin with jam

Or better yet, with salad
With pickles, lettuce, tomato
A little bit of oil
A little bit of avocado
And eat it, and swallow it

Like candy, I'll eat them one by one
Triplets, or twins, I don't care
What matters is that they disappear
Before dawn, and I'll wash them down with fresh milk

Directly from the cow's udder
Then go to the bathroom and flush them down
And let them get lost in the pipes, mixed with poop
Swimming with the rats, while I lower the toilet lid
They get intoxicated with water and Clorox
(But they're already dead!)

Don't interrupt me, this is my trip
This is my thing, this is personal
More personal than a vaginal fungus
More personal than dental floss covering the anal area
More personal than snorting salt through the nasal passage

And I'm not done!
I'll put jumper cables on their nipples
Greased with butter, so they die of tickles
And their ribs explode
And then I'll spit a phlegm-filled loogie on them
Cream-colored popsicle, and I'm going off-topic
But it doesn't matter, because even if you don't understand me

Your mom is the fat one!
Your mom is the fat one!
Your mom is the fat one!
Your mom is the fat one!
Your mom is the fat one!
Your mom is the fat one!

These dwarfs are wild, crazy
They have snot-colored green skin
And little by little they camouflage
With the coconut palms so no one sees them
So no one knows what they're up to

They change the soles of their shoes all the time
So they don't leave traces, so they don't leave footprints
In the sand, while they steal my eggplant
This isn't "my fault" but it burns me

I'll hit them with a blast like Roberto Roena
My neck is covered in veins
Pumped with good work
The finest, molasses, the cream
Let's see how it tastes to them, how it sounds to them
These dwarfs have many bad habits
They'll sell you even their eyelashes
(And if you want them in a combo, you get them with eye gunk!)

They sell everything, everything, everything, everything you want
They're beasts, they're veterans with old blood
With worm hearts and gizzard skin
They get in anywhere to create trouble
To create fucking trouble
To try to bribe the areyto
But with cream from my stick, I'll shave them
There's enough pulp here to blame them
And give them a twist, and if they don't like it
And if they don't understand me, and if they don't comprehend

Your mom is the fat one!
Your mom is the fat one!
Your mom is the fat one!
If you don't understand me!
Your mom is the fat one!
If you get smart!
Your mom is the fat one!
If you mess with my soup!
Your mom is the fat one!
Your mom is the fat one!
Your mom is the fat one!
If I'm confused because I don't know the
Result of the circumference
Of the gravity of the matter!
Well, your mom is the fat one!
If you act stupid!
Your mom is the fat one!
However it may be!
Your mom is the fat one!

Your mom is the fat one!
Your mom is the fat one!
Your mom is the fat one!
Your mom is the fat one!

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