You’re more of a crime lord
I’m more of a gypsy
You’ve plundered the planet
I’ve pissed off Poughkeepsie

You trashed the hotel room
I took me a towel
You whipped up a wildfire
I heckled an owl

Two wrongs
Are better than one
And I like to be wrong when you’re wronger
What doesn’t break you makes me stronger

You ravaged a whorehouse
I loitered outside
You hijacked a school bus
I went for the ride

You beat up the homeless
I’ve tipped over cattle
You’ve spied for the Martians
And I didn’t tattle

Two wrongs
Are better than one
And I like to be wrong when you’re wronger
What doesn’t break you makes me stronger
Just please live a little longer

When You take the glory
I get the assist
You’re thrown in the slammer
I’m slapped on the wrist

Two wrongs
Are better than one
And I like to be wrong when you’re wronger
What doesn’t break you makes me stronger
Just please live a little longer!