Ooh, two banditos

Well howdy ma'am, we the two banditos
Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos
Similar to autopedos, (?)
Gotta turn that frown into more of a frown
Hunter's thinking they were Conner4Real, what's the deal?
I'm on some white boy shit man, tryna stack a mil'
Yeah, I'm also on my white boy shit, that's my birthright
Call my dick the shooting star (why?) cause it burns, right?
I fucked your first cousin with the didgeridoo
And when she came, you know it sounded like "wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow"

Yeah, you know we're two banditos
Yeah, you know we're two banditos
Yeah, you know we're two banditos
Do a little dance and I drink a little water

Man, how'd I get the money? (don't worry 'bout it)
Why they kissing on my couch? (don't worry 'bout it)
How they get so cool? (don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the two banditos
What the fuck is that? (don't worry 'bout it)
Does this make me look fat? (don't worry 'bout it)
I just ate a fucking rat (don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the two banditos
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, stupid!

My name is Connor and I'm not a model citizen
I'll take a swig from this bottle that I drizzle in
Swimming in her prison, man, my interests is dwindling
And I'm hella bored too, fuck it
Banditos eat a lot of burritos
While we're fucking bald eagles
Hey, let's go back to the chorus dude (oh, okay)

Yeah, we're two cute little kittens
Yeah, we're two cute little kittens
Yeah, we're two cute little kittens
Shut the fuck up!
Thank you

We just robbed the place (don't worry 'bout it)
They just licked my face (don't worry 'bout it)
Took a shit in your food (don't worry 'bout it, rude!)
You've been struck by the two banditos
Pop this pill (don't worry 'bout it)
Is that cocaine? (don't worry 'bout it)
What is life? (don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the two banditos
Wow wow wow wow mother fucker (wow)