VERSE 1
Kids are going out trick or treating on a scary looking Halloween night.
The kids come to a house that looks like it's haunted.
They climb the stairs. The door creaks open.

A witch opens the creaky door

Witch: Yes?

Kids: Trick or treat!!

Witch: Spider eggs, spider eggs in a dish
How many spider eggs do you wish?

Kids: Five!!

Witch: All righty!

All count as the witch drops the spider eggs one at a time into a kid's bag.

Witch: 1!
Kids: 1!
Witch: 2!
Kids: 2!
Witch: 3!
Kids: 3!
Witch: 4!
Kids: 4!
Witch : 5!
Kids: 5!

Kids: Thank you!

Witch: Come again!


VERSE 2
The kids see a house that looks like a spooky castle
They climb the stairs. The door creaks open.

A vampire opens the door

Vampire: Yes?

Kids: Trick or treat!!

Vampire: Oooh! You scared me!
Bat wings, bat wings in a dish
How many bat wings do you wish?

Kids: Ew

Kid (unsure): 4?

Vampire: Good choice!

All count as vampire drops the bat wings one at a time into a kid's bag.

Vampire: 1!
Kids: 1!
Vampire: 2!
Kids: 2!
Vampire: 3!
Kids: 3!
Vampire: 4!
Kids: 4!

Kids: Thank you!

Vampire: Now be careful out there!

VERSE 3
The kids come to a house that looks like it's haunted.
They climb the stairs. The door creaks open.

A mummy wrapped in bandages opens the creaky door

Mummy: Yes?

Kids: Trick or treat!!

Mummy: Zombie fingers, zombie fingers in a dish
How many zombie fingers do you wish?

Kids: Ew 3!!

Witch: All right!

All count as the witch drops the spider eggs one at a time into a kid's bag.

Mummy: 1!
Kids: 1!
Mummy: 2!
Kids: 2!
Mummy: 3!
Kids: 3!

Kids: Thank you!

Little kid: I guess

Mummy: Tell all your friends!

Kids look in the bag, grossed out: Yech!!

VERSE 4
The kids come to a house that looks like it's falling apart.
They climb the stairs. The door creaks open.

A zombie opens the door

Zombie: Yes?

Kids: Trick or treat!!

Zombie: Monster boogers, monster boogers in a dish
How many monster boogers do you wish?

Kids: Ew

Little kid: (doubtfully): 2?

Zombie: All right, let me dig down deep

All count as the zombie drops the monster boogers one at a time into a kid's bag.

Zombie: 1!
Kids: 1!
Zombie: 2!
Kids: 2!

Kids: Thank you!

Little kid #1: I'm not eating those

Zombie: Bye bye!

Little kid #2 points to a nice little house: Let's go to that house over there!!

VERSE 5
The kids come to a cute little house with a white picket fence.
They climb the stairs. The door opens.

A sweet looking old lady opens the door

Old lady: Yes?

Kids: Trick or treat!!

Old lady: Oooh!
Eyeballs, eyeballs in a dish
How many eyeballs do you wish?

Kids: 1!

Old lady: Well, you asked for it!

All count as the sweet old lady drops the eyeball into a kid's bag.

Old lady: 1!
Kids: 1!

Kids: Thank you!

Old lady: Ooh! You're welcome, children!

The kids look in the bag at the eyeball.
It looks like it's a pretty blue bloodshot eye that instantly
starts to grow larger and larger and.

Blinks!!!!

Kids: Aaaah!!!