Good morning class
I'm your substitute teacher this morning
My name is Mr. Goodbody
We'll be reviewing the text from Moby Dick
So please turn now to page 69

Oh yeah
T-t-teacher, stop that screaming
Teacher, don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to Hell, but I'm doing well
And teacher needs to see me after school

I think of all the education that I missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Ow, got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher

Moby Dick begins "Call me Ishmael"
Greg, in the back, you there Greg
Can you quiet down please
I'm trying to read this text, alright
I want you to turn your assignments today
Inara, I'm going to have to ask you stay after class

I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold
I know about this school
Little boy from Cherry Lawn, how can you be so bold?
How did you know the golden rule?

I think of all the education that I missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Whoa, got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher

Tomorrow there will be an essay due
On the dialectical shamanism of David Lee Roth
And there will be a pop quiz
Does anybody have any questions?
Class dismissed!

Oh yeah
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
Oh
Oh, yes I'm hot
Woah

Oh my God