There's a golfer named Steve, practiced day and night,
With a 2 iron in his hands, he's ready for the fight.
On the first tee box, he's got a dream so bright,
To hit a stinger like Tiger, oh what a sight.

He steps up to the tee, crowd holds their breath,
For this magic moment, heu0027s worked till near death.
Sun just above the horizon, a miracle in the air,
Steveu0027s about to show them, with his perfect flair.

Steve can hit a stinger, itu0027s a sight to behold,
A shot so pure, itu0027s worth more than gold.
His competitor will forfeit, too awestruck to play,
And the beer cart girl will marry him today.
Nothing could be better, than hitting his stinger,
With that 2 iron magic, Steveu0027s a real swinger.

Years of practice, countless swings in the night,
He dreamt of this moment, to do it just right.
With his grip tight and steady, he lines up his stance,
This is Steve's time, his one true chance.

The crowd leans in closer, not a whisper, not a sound,
As Steve draws back his club, bringing it around.
The ball takes flight, a low, piercing scream,
Just like Tiger in his prime, living the dream.

Steve can hit a stinger, itu0027s a sight to behold,
A shot so pure, itu0027s worth more than gold.
His competitor will forfeit, too awestruck to play,
And the beer cart girl will marry him today.
Nothing could be better, than hitting his stinger,
With that 2 iron magic, Steveu0027s a real swinger.

The ball skips the fairway, skimming just above the grass,
A perfect line drive, like a missile, fast.
The crowd erupts in cheers, jaws drop to the floor,
Steve's name echoes, like a legend's lore.

Steve can hit a stinger, itu0027s a sight to behold,
A shot so pure, itu0027s worth more than gold.
His competitor will forfeit, too awestruck to play,
And the beer cart girl will marry him today.
Nothing could be better, than hitting his stinger,
With that 2 iron magic, Steveu0027s a real swinger.

As Steve walks the course, with a confident stride,
He knows his stinger is his eternal pride.
In the annals of golf, his name will linger,
For everyone knows, Steve can hit a stinger.