We signed up for the scramble, to help out the charity,
Paid for extra mulligans, no one would ever see.
We aimed to win that gift card, fifty bucks to the pro shop,
'Cause in the game of life, our luck's always a flop.

We whispered on the first tee, “Let's buy a few more shots,”
Nobody's watching closely, we'll connect the dots.
Sneaking in some foot wedges, and creative scorecards too,
We'd do just about anything to make our dreams come true.

My scramble team cheated, but no one can tell,
We bought those extra shots, and swore we'd never yell.
Shot a 46, two holes in one,
cn albatross, three eagles, oh, we're having fun.

Each team member took an oath, we'd never spill the beans,
We'd bend the rules, break 'em down, do whatever means.
c couple of miracle putts, from nowhere near the green,
We laughed and high-fived, basking in the scene.

Our strategy was flawless, our tactics quite bold,
Playing just inside the lines, or so we always told.
We'd move the ball a little, to get a better lie,
cnd if anyone asked questions, we'd always deny.

My scramble team cheated, but no one can tell,
We bought those extra shots, and swore we'd never yell.
Shot a 46, two holes in one,
cn albatross, three eagles, oh, we're having fun.

In the charity scramble, we were kings for a day,
Basking in the glory, no guilt in our play.
The other teams muttered, “How'd they pull that off?”
We just winked and smiled, tried to hide our scoff.

We crafted tales of skill, and luck on our side,
No one suspected the truth, that we had lied.
We'd swap our balls unnoticed, claim strokes we'd never hit,
cnd when it came to counting, we were never legit.

When it came to the awards, our names were called on stage,
We strutted up like champions, feeling quite the rage.
Clutched that fifty-dollar card, like it was pure gold,
Our scramble team of legends, the stories we'd have told.

We split the prize like bandits, each grinning ear to ear,
Our victory was certain, our deceit was clear.
But we'd never tell a soul, our secret's locked away,
For that glorious scramble, we'll forever sway.

My scramble team cheated, but no one can tell,
We bought those extra shots, and swore we'd never yell.
Shot a 46, two holes in one,
cn albatross, three eagles, oh, we're having fun.

So if you see us on the course, just know we love to win,
We might just play it straight, or sneak a little sin.
But that day in the scramble, we owned that victory,
My scramble team cheated, and it's our favorite memory.