Let me tell you 'bout my secret, man, it's really quite the tale,
Got a shaft that's extra stiff, you know, it never seems to fail.
When I step up to the tee, you can see it in their eyes,
Jealous of my flex, I know, itu0027s no big surprise.

Itu0027s custom ordered, fits just right, makes my swing so clean,
With my extra stiff shaft, Iu0027m a golfing machine.

I have an extra stiff shaft, and boy, itu0027s quite the sight,
Get your mind out of the gutter, it's my flex, all right!
The beer cart girl, she likes it, says I must be quite the man,
Sheu0027s never seen a shaft like this, itu0027s all part of my plan.

You see, I donu0027t need no gimmicks, no tricks up my sleeve,
Just a solid piece of equipment, and some muscle, believe.
When I grip it nice and tight, and take a mighty swing,
Everyone around me knows, Iu0027m the real thing.

Itu0027s custom ordered, made for speed, precision to the max,
With my extra stiff shaft, Iu0027ve got all the right tracks.

I have an extra stiff shaft, and boy, itu0027s quite the sight,
Get your mind out of the gutter, it's my flex, all right!
The beer cart girl, she likes it, says I must be quite the man,
Sheu0027s never seen a shaft like this, itu0027s all part of my plan.

Now, some folks, they might giggle, and they might make a joke,
But they canu0027t deny the power, when they see my perfect stroke.
I drive it long and straight, right down the fairway line,
And every time I hit it, man, it feels so fine.

Itu0027s custom ordered, fits like a glove, swings with such finesse,
With my extra stiff shaft, I leave them all impressed.

I have an extra stiff shaft, and boy, itu0027s quite the sight,
Get your mind out of the gutter, it's my flex, all right!
The beer cart girl, she likes it, says I must be quite the man,
Sheu0027s never seen a shaft like this, itu0027s all part of my plan.

So next time you see me swingin', just remember this, my friend,
Itu0027s all about the torque, and the power I extend.
Donu0027t let your thoughts get twisted, itu0027s just my gameu0027s strong suit,
With my extra stiff shaft, Iu0027ll always follow through.

Itu0027s custom ordered, fits just right, makes my swing so clean,
With my extra stiff shaft, Iu0027m a golfing machine.

I have an extra stiff shaft, and boy, itu0027s quite the sight,
Get your mind out of the gutter, it's my flex, all right!
The beer cart girl, she likes it, says I must be quite the man,
Sheu0027s never seen a shaft like this, itu0027s all part of my plan.

Yeah, I have an extra stiff shaft, and itu0027s all about my swing,
In the world of golf, my friend, itu0027s a most impressive thing.
So donu0027t get too distracted, just focus on the game,
With my extra stiff shaft, Iu0027m headed straight for fame.