I've heard there comes a time in every person's life
Where they must take a stand and fight for what is right
And for us, Garfeld, the time is now
Wake up to the world around you cause somehow
We've got to stop John before he cuts another throat
Welcome to the darkest punchline Jim Davis ever wrote
We'll take John down, send him to hell
Cuz doing nothing is the same as doing it yourself

People you love can do bad things
And people like you let it slide
People you love can't be stopped when
Their supporters turn a blind eye
People we love can do bad things
But I refuse to stand by

We'll remember all the joy that they bring
But we won't forget that they can do bad things

Well, are you in or out?
I think you might be taking this a little too far. This is John we're talking about!
He's not capable of the things you're accusing him of. So why don't we just relax and make some good, old-fashioned lasagna jokes?
Garfeld! Are you really that delusional?!

This shit is life or death, can you please be more self-aware?
Odee, the audience just doesn't want to be taken there
Let's keep it light, let's keep it fun
We'll keep their spirits up til this is done

You moron!
People you love can do bad things
And people like you let it slide
People you love can't be stopped when
Their supporters turn a blind eye
People we love can do bad things
But I refuse to stand by
We remember all the joy that they bring
But we won't forget that they can do bad things

While you've been looking the other way, this is what John has been up to
Maybe this will show you that what we're dealing with is no laughing matter

I've never felt so happy
I greet this life with a smile
Soon I'll skip down the street, I just can't wait to meet
Every little puppy and child
And slit their throats!
God, the rush that it brings
To me when I do awful things
Bad things, bad things, bad things, bad things

People you love can do bad things
It's staring you right in the face
People we love are a menace
Wiping out the human race
People you love can do bad things
Fine, I'll learn from my mistakes
And I'll admit that it stings
But we can't accept/no patience left
We can't stand by/John has to die
We can't ignore/this is a war
There won't be any more
Bad things

Hey Lizz, it's John. Can you come over? I just wanna talk
Bad things, bad things, bad things, bad things