Yawn
I hate Mondays

Always greet the morning
In the afternoon
Eat your breakfast quickly
Cause lunch is coming soon

Always face the Monday
With a teddy bear at your side
That's Pooky! If it gets spooky
At least we'll know we tried

Now let's go see what's on my schedule?
Abuse the dog? Right on schedule!
I think today is gonna be special

Cuz we'll laugh and eat and play
As Odee dances the ballet
And everything will be okay
As long as it's not a Monday

I said do the ballet!
Garfeld! Be nice to Odee
John, it's not even breakfast time yet and you're already asking me to be something that I'm not. It is far too early in the morning for this kind of treatment
It's one in the afternoon, you lazy asshole! Garfeld, what's going on? Who are these people?
They're the audience, John! Our life is a musical today!
Of course it is.

Garfeld and Odee
Where did I go wrong?
I should've gotten goldfish
They wouldn't make me sing a song

I thought pets would help me
Live a normal life
Instead I get books and hats, stamped with my cat
John, hands off my merchandise!

Now why don't you go and make me a snack?
Cuz you're getting my opening number off track!
Now I have to win the audience back

So would you kindly go away
While I jump and sing and sway
Cuz everything will be okay
As long as it's not a Monday

I said get out!
Yeah yeah, I heard you the first time, you fuckin' fat dick

La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
A-rooooooooo
Yeah, why don't you just let me do that?

Join us for an hour
Watch us sing our songs
Forget your cares and worries
Because here, nothing ever goes wrong! Oh no!

So I hope you're all ready to have some fun
Cause this flabby tabby is second to none
And the adventure has just begun

So you can sit back and relax
Pull out your candy bars and snacks
Laugh at all of my brilliant wise cracks
If you don't like it, kiss my orange ass

We'll laugh and dance and play
So I hope to see you stay
And everything will be okay
As long as it's not a Monday

La la la la la la la
A-roooooooooo
La la la la la la la!
GAAAARFELD!