Hey Lyman, it's Lizz
It's been five days and still no word
I'm sick of being so concerned
And sitting here like a sad sack
I told you if you disappear
Once more I'd throw you out of here
And this time you're not coming back

What I'm saying is we're through
Or in other words
Fuck you!

Oh what's a girl to do when
She gets blown off by her boyfriend
Wait around and cry?
You may as well sit alone and die

I'm a doctor, I don't take shit
And in bed, I never fake it
I demand romance
And Lyman, you just blew your last chance

Now it's time to find a rebound
Cuz when your relationship is through
That motherfucker won't hold you down
Just gotta get your phone and make a few

House calls
Give your friends a try
Get dick on the side
You won't be denied
If you give em a house call

House calls
When your boyfriend checks out
And tinder weirds you out
Give your dudes a shout
And give em a house call

Now let's go see which lucky guy
Is gonna come and sleep with me tonight
Instead of sitting home alone and jerking off?

Answering machine, let's turn you on
Now who you got?
Hey Lizz, it's John. Can you come over? I just want to talk

Oh John, you're so desperate
But I guess I am too, so fuck it

This is not how you're supposed to be
One week after you propose to me
Are you back on drugs?
Or have you just fallen in love?

Your mental health is pretty shaky
If you think that you can date me
But I hate sleeping alone
So I guess I'll throw you a bone

Looks like I just found my rebound
Cause when your relationship is through
That motherfucker won't hold you down
Now it's time to see what John can do
When I give him a

House calls
Sure, he's kinda lame
Off-putting and strange
Still, it's all the same
I'll give him a house call

House calls
Lyman blew his shot
So he can suck my cock
I'm walking down the block
To give John a house call