I hear your stories with your fake ass backstage pass
Twenty phony cards
The game is set at last
I stay up so late, lying again to hook up with a date
Braggin' about a world tour, maybe if I drove a nice car

How come first dates always suck?
I'm all out of luck
Guess I'll never be the one
All the first dates always suck
Am I good enough?
Guess I'll never be the one

Walk out the very next day,
Feeling even worse than yesterday
I go rent a movie
Sounds more fun than going out
You were working that night
I wore an old shirt
You were looking great in that beautiful skirt
You were so sweet, somehow it all felt right
It all felt right

She said I dont care what you wear, as long as you're there
She said I dont care what you need, she's taking over me
She said I dont care what you wear, as long as you're there

How come first dates always suck?
I'm all out of luck
Guess I'll never be the one
All the first dates always suck
Am I good enough?
Guess I'll never be the one

This first date didn't suck today
It's my lucky day
This time maybe I'll be the one
This first date didn't suck today
It's my lucky day
This time maybe I'll be the one