I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians too?

I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Dad, get me out of this
Ha!

I'm the innocent bystander
cnd somehow I got stuck
Between the rock and the hard place
cnd I'm down on my luck
Yes, I'm down on my luck
Well, 'm down on my luck

Now I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns, and money
The shit has hit the fan

clright, send lawyers, guns, and money
Huh, yeah
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Uh Send lawyers, guns, and money
Hey Send lawyers, guns, and money
Ooh, yeah
Yeah
Yeah